30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing
more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked
cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Back street Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks
like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you
do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every
once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach... and maybe.... oh never mind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still
want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
*Love is always patient and kind, it is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited;
it is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people’s
sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes.
-->A Walk To Remember!<--
[In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss]
*Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss
on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4.
Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else ... lets not get carried
away
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist...
I love you to much to let you go
*Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guy gets fresh with
you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when
kissing, it is rude to stare.
*Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not
squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
**Remember**
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
without some tongue
so open up your mouth, close your eyes,
and give your tongue some exercise!
WELL
here’s a few reasons why guys like girls...
1. They will always smell good even if it’s
just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the
world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end make it all worthwhile
8. Because they are always warm even when it’s minus 30 out side
9. The way they look good no matter what they
wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on
this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says, "Lets
not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later you will be arguing about something
16. The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'
18. Actually...! ! Just the way
they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over
something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.
(Even though we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say "I miss you"
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their
tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...Yet regardless if you love them, hate them,
wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were
to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you
say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of
the heart.
~*TrUe
LoVe MeAnS...*~
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph down the road on a motorcycle. This is the conversation
they had...
-Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
-Guy: No this is fun!
-Girl: No it's not. Please, we're going too fast!
-Guy: Then tell me you love me and I will slow down.
-Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
-Guy: Now give me a BIG
hug.
*Girl hugs him*
-Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its buggin me.
**In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two ppl were it the
accident, but only one survived.
--The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out,
but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then had her
wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
*You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
1.
At least 2 people in this world love you so much
they woulddie for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comesfrom it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself,
probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
